The Hills was a poorly made, god-awful "reality" show that aired on MTV beginning in 2006, and followed the lives of vain, self-absorbed and narcissistic wannabe actors and actresses. It mercifully ended its run on MTV last night, July 13th, and surprisingly, wealth, prosperity and good fortune returned to the human race. The Hills intially followed several characters from Laguna Beach - another MTV "reality" show that was rountinely scripted, story-boarded and was only real in the sense that the air breathed by the actors was real. The fact that MTV got away with calling it a reality was on par with the Devil fooling the world that it did not exist. Many terrible celebrities were featured on The Hills throughout its run, including Ryan Cabrera, but The Hills also helped create the non-celebrity celebrity phenomenon, where talentless ass clowns like Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, and Spencer & Heidi became famous for doing nothing noteworthy and for being toolbags. Despite their being attractive women featured on The Hills rountinely, the show was so horrible that any guy who watched more than 5 minutes of The Hills accidently had his head explode like this. The Hills was the inspiration for this section of Mindwafers as our own Angry Artie became so enraged that people in the world cared about the mundane bullshit of The Hills' cast rather than learn interesting news and facts about our wonderful planet. Even though The Hills has ended, we will continue to bring you "The I-Hope-The Entire-Cast-Of-The-Hills-Dies-A-Horrible-Death-Actual-Useful-Bit-Of-Knowledge-In-An-Otherwise-Barren-Post-Apocalyptic-Wasteland-Of-Mind-Numbing-Celebrity-And-Religious-Fanatic-Bullshit-Fun-Fact-Of-The-Day."
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