By Rex PayneIn our last edition of Helllooo Ladies, we took a look at ABC's alien infested drama V. This time we'll be looking at women just as foreign to Sexy Rexy, Indians - and not the screamin tomahawk kind, the ridin on an elephant magic carpet kind. You don't see many Indians out in Western PA, but I did end up at an Indian Buffet one time and it didn't end well. It was like the set of Fear Factor in there - red goop, yellow goop, green goop. Looks no different on the way out than it does on the way in. Anyway, we're not here to talk about Indian food, we're here to talk about the Indian ladies of NBC's sitcom Outsourced.
Anisha Nagarajan plays Madhuri, the quiet and shy call center employee who has blossomed into one of the funnier characters in the show. In this picture Anisha is on her way to some awards thing, but in the show you'll see her in more traditional Indian wear, dot and all. Someone once told me that was the 3rd eye, which could see right into your soul....maybe that's why I don't have any Indian friends.
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By Rex Payne
Helllooo Ladies is the newest series of articles set to appear on Mindwafers in 2011. In this space your man Sexy Rexy will be reviewing movies and television shows, but not quite in the way you're used to.
Let's be honest, 99% of the entertainment being produced these days isn't even worthy of leaving on for the dog when you leave the house. Hell, I once had a pitbull hang himself with his own leash because one of the hookers I forgot to kick out the next morning left on a "16 and Pregnant" marathon. The one redeeming quality left in Hollywood is that they continue to cast unrealisticly hot women in key roles in order to capture the interest of the lowest denominator - or in other words so they can steal 10 minutes of a ratings share when I stop by to unload a day's worth of sexual frustration.
So Big Rex is going to review the world of movies and television, based soley on the tasty ladies in the cast, and focusing very little if at all on the content itself. Rex is a man of the people, and I'm here to make sure you don't waste a perfectly good solo session on the Jersey Shore trolls when you could be doing so much better. First up is ABC's alien invasion fantasy, V.