NPR analyst and political correspondant Juan Williams was fired on Wednesday after his controversial statements on Muslims in America were aired on The Bill O'Reilly show. Although sources believe his firing was directly linked to his purple tie, it was in fact due his controversial statements he made while debating O'Reilly about the so-called "Muslim dilemma." Williams, straight killing it with a peppered mustache and Prince and the Revolution-esque tie, first commented on how the day and age of political correctness has made people paralyzed to the truth and unable to address reality. He further inserted his funky shoe into his mouth when he unleashed a diatribe where he first assured the public he was not a bigot (always a great start, to say "Look, I'm not a racist, but...") yet when sees people in Muslim garb enter a plane, he gets nervous and afraid.
Here is the clip in its entirety.
Just another white guy making a fool out of himself. Man, when we will learn? Wait. What's that you say? Juan Williams is black?! What! Holy shit you are right! Wait a second, you mean to tell me a black guy is upset with how other black people dress on airplanes? Hey Juan - guess what. You're black! That's like me saying that when I get on a plane, I get nervous at looking at all the lily white Jevonah's Witnesses in my section. I guess we really do have a Muslim issue in America. I mean, if Muslims can actually freak out other black people, and not just your standard pig-headed conservative retarded white guy, then we all might be in real trouble.
Let's get to the real issue at hand - how can Juan Williams be filling the airwaves with such vile and filth against the American Muslim ppoulation - and still have time to record songs with Morris Day & The Time?
Only a man this comfortable in purple shirts and ties can be a resident of Funkytown. The man crushes violent and lavender like it's going out of style. So Juan, stop hating on everyone and bring back the peace and love, child. There's no room for racism in the Purple Rain.
-Reece
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