The wait is over! Tomorrow begins first round voting on the March Fatness tournament - the competition where we put all your favorite brand name foods head to head in order to find out who truly rules them all. Each day Monday through Friday polls will be posted here on the Home page, and also linked to on the official March Fatness page. Become our friend on Facebook or follow us on Twitter to get immediate alerts when new polls have been added.

Here is the schedule of when you should expect to see the polls go up for all first round competitions. Polls will remain open until noon EST on Friday, March 11. In the afternoon of 3/11, 2nd round matchups will be posted, and voting on those matchups will begin Monday, March 14.

Aorta Deep Throat aka Fast Food Region

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1st Round polls will be posted on:

March 1, 2011 
1-16, 4-13, 5-12, 8-9

March 2, 2011
2-15, 3-14, 6-11, 7-10

Greasy Mustache aka Pizza Region

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1st Round polls will be posted on:

March 3, 2011
1-16, 4-13, 5-12, 8-9

March 4, 2011
2-15, 3-14, 6-11, 7-10

Powdered Cheese Hand aka Snack Food Region

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1st Round polls will be posted on:

March 7, 2011
1-16, 4-13, 5-12, 8-9

March 8, 2011
2-15, 3-14, 6-11, 7-10

Soggy Bloomin Onion aka Chain Restaurant Region

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1st Round polls will be posted on:

March 9, 2011 
1-16, 4-13, 5-12, 8-9

March 10, 2011
2-15, 3-14, 6-11, 7-10

So there you have it! I know, I know - we blew it! Let us know who we missed, what's ranked too high, what's ranked too low, or just why you hate us in general. It's OK, we're big boys (mostly due to eating the above 64 foods for 30 years), we can take it.

Otherwise we'll see you tomorrow!
Jill
2/28/2011 02:37:50 am

Are you kidding me?! Friendly's is ranked 15th?!?! They deserve a little more respect than that. Must I remind you people of the Happy Ending Sundaes, or the Cheeseburger with grilled cheeses put in place of the buns?! And you clearly have no idea about the Caramel Cinnamon Swirl French Toast which is a cinnamon roll split in half and prepared like French toast, served with sweetened Philadelphia® whipped cream cheese, warm caramel topping, Maple Syrup ice cream, and whipped topping. What about their Double Chocolate Pancakes, have you heard of these beauties? Chocolate batter pancakes sprinkled with chocolate chips, topped with a scoop of Friendly’s Forbidden Chocolate® ice cream, whipped topping, and more chocolate chips. Ya that's right, ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST!!!! YIPPEE FRIENDLY'S!!! So again I say, 15th really?

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Harvey
2/28/2011 05:53:39 am

Jill, your enthusiasm for a "Happy Ending Sunday" does not surprise me. Nice work...

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Oprah
2/28/2011 09:08:01 am

Screw it, I'm gonna just quit when the Sweet 16 gets identified & just go to town!

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Ty
2/28/2011 01:17:22 pm

i plan on eating everything in this tourney by the time it ends if im still alive i will report my findings

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