Why are you on the internet? We're being attacked! Well, not us exactly, unless you're in China or Hungary (where's our Hungary Chinese fans?). Two incidents happened yesterday, both frightening, one possibly made up, but both entertaining in a perverse way.
First, in Hungary, a giant metaphor spills through the streets of Kolontar, as the world has actually turned to shit. After a reservoir exploded at a Hungarian aluminum factory, a burst of toxic red sludge flooded the streets and eventually made it into the Danube River, which flows through Croatia, Romania and Serbia. While not on the level of the BP oil spill in the US (because everything is bigger in America), the toxic sludge reminds of how industrial progress has made all of our lives better. On a positive note, so far the PH level is is relatively low, meaning that hopefully minimal damage will result from the spill. But stay tuned for a complete reversal of that announcement in a few days when schools of Hungarian fish come floating to the surface.
Meanwhile, ET has apparently paid a visit to red China. Who knew that aliens were interested in modern communism? An airport in the Inner Mongolia region of China was shut down after a mysterious white light appeared in the sky, which was assumed to be an alien encounter. This is the 8th reported UFO sighting in 2010, more evidence that China is now more important than the US. Remember when we used to get all the UFO's? Well it seems as though even the aliens have realized that our time is up and moved onto bigger and better things.
Sure, these two things weren't really related, but neither are you and your dad. Oh! Roboburn!
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First, in Hungary, a giant metaphor spills through the streets of Kolontar, as the world has actually turned to shit. After a reservoir exploded at a Hungarian aluminum factory, a burst of toxic red sludge flooded the streets and eventually made it into the Danube River, which flows through Croatia, Romania and Serbia. While not on the level of the BP oil spill in the US (because everything is bigger in America), the toxic sludge reminds of how industrial progress has made all of our lives better. On a positive note, so far the PH level is is relatively low, meaning that hopefully minimal damage will result from the spill. But stay tuned for a complete reversal of that announcement in a few days when schools of Hungarian fish come floating to the surface.
Meanwhile, ET has apparently paid a visit to red China. Who knew that aliens were interested in modern communism? An airport in the Inner Mongolia region of China was shut down after a mysterious white light appeared in the sky, which was assumed to be an alien encounter. This is the 8th reported UFO sighting in 2010, more evidence that China is now more important than the US. Remember when we used to get all the UFO's? Well it seems as though even the aliens have realized that our time is up and moved onto bigger and better things.
Sure, these two things weren't really related, but neither are you and your dad. Oh! Roboburn!
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